The ''Kink Palculator'' is a cheap, solar-powered pink calculator used by Clive in his videos whenever he needs to perform a quick calculation.

The calculator is branded with a ''Sassy Squad'' logo below the bottom row of buttons, which has been defaced to read ''Sissy Squad''. Perhaps due to fears of automated demonetization by YouTube's text recognition AI, Clive generally keeps the logo out of frame.

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